I Can't Believe I Have a Whole Post About Cars! So Unlike Me!

So Mom and Dad bought Laura a car. So nice of them huh? I mean they bought me one too right? It's only fair. That's what I thought too until I saw it. This is her current car.

Laura's car

And it really looks that nice too...I tell ya, it's the PITS being the oldest kid. Sure I get to do everything first, but I was like the rough draft. By the time Laura gets to do the same stuff they've worked out all the kinks and she gets an awesome looking sports car.

What made it worse was that they had the audacity to say that the car they got me was just as nice. If you've forgotten, this is the car they got me:

My car...

Identical right? Equally as cool. You know, I can't even tell if I uploaded a different picture or just the same one again, they look so similar! Seriously tho, to be fair, the license plate was not falling off like that, well not until I hit the school with this car, but that was the least of its problems by then. Here's another picture without the license plate falling off to help with perspective.

If you can't see the caption it says:
Greatness was expected, but mediocrity was the result.

Yuuup that pretty much sums it up. At least now I get to drive this:

ooh yaaa

K I'm gonna stop bragging now. I'm probably making you jealous and that's not how I do. Off to go enjoy my super sweet ride!

Sleep Would be Nice...

With insomnia nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy...

At least I don't have school tomorrow!

Some quotes I found on insomnia because really, what else am I going to do?
These kind of made me feel okay about my sleeplessness...

• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. ~Fran Lebowitz
• Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown
• A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. ~Charlotte Brontë
• When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake. ~From the movie Fight Club, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk
• Early to rise and early to bed
  Makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
  ~James Thurber, Fables for Our Times, 1940

But then I read this...

Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. ~Thomas Dekker

and he's right! and to seal the deal I read this one just as my NyQuill started to kick in...

O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.~Thomas Hood, Miss Kilmansegg - Her Dream

Aaaand I'm out!...I hope!

Livin the Summer Life

Here I am at my house with my favorite pup. She is passed out on the floor right now because we just took a walk in the heat. It wasn't that hot or far, but she's a big wuss.

Sadly, I'm without a car today cuz my power steering went out? (It's really hard to turn the wheel, and the steering fluid stuff just leaks out.) I may possibly be without a car tomorrow as well. Bummer.

Anyways, pretty soon I'm gonna ride my bike to the post office to mail our mortgage check. That sounds so grown up, except for the riding my bike part.

I am also planning on riding my bike to the gym to work out, cooking dinner for Beebus, and possibly watching a Netflix movie?

And that's my Nothin Fancy Life.

Izzy and me on a different day