-Improper grammar
-Love Story by Taylor Swift
-You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift
- When people laugh in movie theaters when nothing funny has happened.
-People who use the word "literally" incorrectly. "I literally died laughing!"
No you didn't.
-Poker Face by Lady Gaga
-Diehard cubs fans who aren't in touch with the reality that the cubs really don't win often, and since that is the point of the game, that they really aren't that good, and maybe they shouldn't be so DIEHARD and should just like them quietly, if they absolutely must, in a more humble and lighthearted way
-Kids or anyone really who lets their pants sag - It's not attractive, and your pants are not functional at that point cuz I can see your undies as well as your crack if your undies aren't pulled up either, and no one wants that.
-How bad some bands sound live - How are you famous?
-When people are oversensitive about stereotypes that are true. I'm Asian and a woman and a bad driver. Don't worry. I'm not mad. It's true.
-The Office
-Gilmore Girls
-Dogs that sniff your butt
-Dogs that drool
-Drivers who get angry over nothing or over something they did
-Junk mail
-People who are texting all the time, especially during movies - We can all see your lit up phone. You might not care about your movie experience, but I do, and you're ruining mine!
-Music elitists
-One-uppers, people who always make it all about them, and know-it-alls (different problems that often come as a package deal in one annoying person)
- People who are controlling
-People who are fake
-Movies that are shallow and pointless that had potential
-The sound of velcro
-Having to send anything in the mail
-People who don't use tact
-People who double park or who pretty much do because their parking job was so bad no one can park by them
-People who flake out habitually
-People who litter
-People who waste water or food
-When something cute is in every size but mine
-Parents who can't control their kids and consequently, the little brats themselves
-People who go above 100% when talking about percents to where it loses meaning - What's so great about 110% when you could have said 120%? or 130%? or dare I say 150%??! Especially when 100% means all the time, without fail or exception, what's so lacking about that?
-People who don't close the cereal box correctly
-People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
-When you are hanging out with people and they make plans to do something right in front of you - Rude!
-Waiters or waitresses who constantly try to upsell and can't take a subtle hint - We're hungry, but we're poor. If you want a tip, you'll stop. No means no!!
-Not knowing if batteries are old or new
-Only getting 2 packets of ketchup in a drive thru - Hello? Definitely gonna need mas por favor!
-When clothes hangers get tangled
-When you need assistance over the phone and you can't understand the person's accent
-When you're waiting in a line in a store and an extra cashier comes to open up another lane and the people behind you get in it. How can they even think that's fair? Because of the way a LINE works I KNOW I've been waiting longer. Such nerve! and yet it happens so much!
How everyone has to be in front of one or more screens 24/7 and how no one else seems to have a problem with it.
-People who constantly complain about everything like nothing is good or good enough except their witty comments except Jerry Seinfeld, he makes it funny, and except me, I make it fact.
