I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn Monroe.
The things you do for yourself die with you. The things you do for others live forever. - Mike from the Biggest Loser
Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite.
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil
or a better break
or a string of pearls
or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls
or another chance.
Everyone is just waiting. ~Dr. Seuss
The only currency in this bankrupt world is the love you give freely. - Almost Famous
Hook: If I were you, I'd give up!
Peter: If you were me...I'd be ugly!
-Peter Pan Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
-Plato
Hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody and they meet at a bar.
-Drew Carey
-Drew Carey
I will never understand why they cook on TV.
I can’t smell it. Can’t eat it. Can’t taste it.
The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, “Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.” - Jerry Seinfeld
We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. -Jim Rohn
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching. - Unknown
For a while there, instead of calling Grandpa "Grandpa," I started calling him "Grandpappy." But he didn't like that, and asked me to go back to Grandpa. So I did, but I changed it a little. I put an "e" in instead of an "a," so it became "Grendpa."
For a while there, instead of calling Grandpa "Grandpa," I started calling him "Grandpappy." But he didn't like that, and asked me to go back to Grandpa. So I did, but I changed it a little. I put an "e" in instead of an "a," so it became "Grendpa."
At first he didn't notice, but then he said, "What did you call me?"
"Grandpa," I said. But then I went back to calling him Grendpa. Finally he said to go ahead and call Grandpappy, which I did, only I changed it a little bit to "Grendpeppy." - Jack Handey
"There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not for everyone's greed."- Frank Buchman "There are people in the world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mohandas Ghandi
"Dead Last Finish is greater than Did Not Finish which greatly trumps Did Not Start."